xander

1. (xander) (518↑, 98↓)

Xander is the kind that has a lot of emotion. Xander is kind and sweet to the people he loves. Xander is in touch with things that seem to be hidden to other people. He's most admired for bravery and emotional strength. Xander has hidden powers that no one can come to understand.

To be a Xander is to be unique.

Author: Kayla H. http://xander.urbanup.com/1182255

2. (xander) (151↑, 62↓)

To be a professional sexy-man, characterized by public displays of attractiveness, swoonings of women behind the "xanderer," and the like. Women can also xander, only swoonings of men would be characteristic of the she-xanderer. Frederick was xandering for hours last night, didn't you see all those [Colleen]s behind him?

Frederick was xandering for hours last night, didn't you see all those [Colleen]s behind him? Nathaniel and Xander were planning to xander with Laura next week. It was going to be an attractive night.

Author: Xander M http://xander.urbanup.com/3639379

3. (xander) (74↑, 52↓)

an alternative to the name alexander that is used when therre are too many people whos name is alex.

alex b.: hey alex s. alex s.: hey alex b. alex b.: hey alex B. alex s.:hey alex q. alex q.: dont call me alex anymore call me xander.

Author: stardestroyer96 http://xander.urbanup.com/4294108

4. (Xander) (44↑, 28↓)

A Russian Bear.

Xander is from Russia and has the characteristics of a bear.

Author: youwillneverknowbutmaybe http://xander.urbanup.com/5047587

5. (Xander) (32↑, 79↓)

A Xander is your typical flaming turd of a human being. He is the legitimate definition of a faggot. Xander's do not have any friends, and will die for attention. And they usually are into anime TV shows. The only time Xander's will ever interact with someone of another gender is sucking on their mothers penis. Most people will avoid Xander's at all costs for there mere presence will make you want to choke yourself inside your dogs anus.

"How bout them Xanders?" -Tom "Awful, just awful." -Peter "Yes, awful, indeed." -Tom

Author: XanderK123 http://xander.urbanup.com/6095331

6. (Xander) (9↑, 76↓)

An extremely annoying piece of shit who is willing to do anything for friends, yet regardless, he is still a very lonely person. A Xander is usually a boy on the heavier side, and may be considered morbidly obese by others. He tries way too hard to gain the acceptance of others and will take any attention that he can get. Xander is also a predominately single guy. If there is a girl in the picture, she will be quite unattractive and equally in desperate need of attention; this girl dating a Xander will usually be one of a demeaned minority (e.g. Asian, Black, Dyke) A Xander is also the type of person that would center his entire life around this one girl, because of the fact that he barely ever gets that kind of attention from anyone other than his Great Aunt Patty. He will do nearly anything for friendship, especially if the potential friend is a popular, attractive guy that has a popular and equally attractive girlfriend. These attempts working for the friendship of the popular and beautiful couple may include making his home, apartment, or bedroom available for their own sexual pleasure. A Xander will accept the fact that he is used just to feel as though he has friends, when he still, does not; all his attempts at normalcy and friendship are nothing short of complete failures.

Popular Guy: Hey babe I'm horny. Wanna give me head? Popular Girl: Oh baby\! Let's go\! But where are we gonna go? Popular Guy: Oh don't worry, a Xander lives down the street.

Author: lildot838 http://xander.urbanup.com/5919952

7. (Xander) (55↑, 389↓)

Term used to describe someone who gives away information about someone. An informer or snitch. This person is generally a bit of a loser, is incredibly boring and ugly, has a ginger beard, receding hairline and smells of poo.

That guy is such a Xander\! He told everyone about the time I was having a bit of innocent fun in the hot tub and deliberately exaggerated the situation in order to try and get me in trouble.

Author: Drunkard http://xander.urbanup.com/2041135

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Last updated: 2012.03.01